Birthday Reminder for EVERY PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MET
My Hotmail account is currently unusable due to FUCKING BIRTHDAY REMINDERS.
'please tell me your birthday so i don't fotget it with my 1337 tool on teh intarweb, lLOL!!!!'
How about I don't? Or how about I shove your head into a Toilet, and send you a flushing reminder every EIGHT SECONDS? Or I could just surrender to the sweet, sweet call of death that lies just outside my window in the soft drop below.
But no. I want to see how badly I screwed up my exams before I end the pittance that is my existence. I've got a fucking pink lump on my eye which is slowly sapping my strength, and the only cure is rubbing GOLD (YAY) or COLD TEA (...) on it. Whoopee shit.
Ah well. Hope you enjoyed laughing at my pain, you self centred fags.
'please tell me your birthday so i don't fotget it with my 1337 tool on teh intarweb, lLOL!!!!'
How about I don't? Or how about I shove your head into a Toilet, and send you a flushing reminder every EIGHT SECONDS? Or I could just surrender to the sweet, sweet call of death that lies just outside my window in the soft drop below.
But no. I want to see how badly I screwed up my exams before I end the pittance that is my existence. I've got a fucking pink lump on my eye which is slowly sapping my strength, and the only cure is rubbing GOLD (YAY) or COLD TEA (...) on it. Whoopee shit.
Ah well. Hope you enjoyed laughing at my pain, you self centred fags.
posted by Tom | 2:24 PM
3 Comments:
what the hell is your other blog about.
That's why i no longer check my hotmail account. I find gmail better in every way really, and even use it as an MSN passport, so there's a moral somewhere, but I'm not sure what it is.
why do u not have a make poverty history banner on your site like every body else on the network.
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